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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Geographically woman


Didn't mean to insult female homosapiens..

The geography of a woman

Between the ages of 15 and 20, a woman is like Africa or Australia.
She is half discovered, half wild. (masa nih oang lelaki mcm besi berani..nampak hidung pun dah geram...meow)

Between the ages of 20 and 30, a woman is like America or Japan.
Fully discovered and very well developed. (wow..kalu senyum tuh..mmg bikin hati cair punya..hehe..)

Between the ages of 30 and 35, a woman ia like India or Spain.
Very hot, wise and beautiful. (time nih diorang bole handle sendiri...so man..relax..let them explore..emm)

Between the ages of 35 and 40, a woman is like France or Argentina.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable. (dayatahan x perlu dipersoalkan)

Between the ages of 40 and 50, a woman is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope. (jangan under rate performance mereka..he2)

Between the ages of 50 and 60, a woman is like Russia.
Very wide, very quite but nobody goes there. (x pergi..x tau kan!? )

Between the ages of 60 and 70, a woman is like England or Mongolia.
With a glorious past but no future...... (tapii..sekurang2nya ada All England dan EPL)

After 70, she becomes Afganistan.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. (pegilah..silap2 bole makan angin ke Guantenamo)

The geography of a man.

Between the ages of 17 and 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick. (i know whats in your mind now..lelaki..mmg)

source: somewhere on the internet.

So...Man!!!!

Please be kind to your woman..they have to go through stages of stressful journey to Afganistan.
Be faithful, trustworthy and truely devoted..always be by their side.

moral of the cerita: dari sudut perspektif aku yg waras(eh!!..selama nih?)...hai lelaki!!..jadilah sorang arkitek..ubahlah padang Sahara yang tandus kepada ladang tamar yang dikelilingi oasis yg subur. Dan pandai2lah "How to make your Woman Happy"..he2..

psst: Oang lelaki lak cuma perlu kurang dari 20 patah perkataan untuk menggambarkan sifatnya...he3...tapiiiii..ada satu blogger fren tuh (yg senyumnya buat aku x jadi nak marah...mintak ampun lagi) mcm tau2 sifat kelakian aku.




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